Constracted

So as to be too preoccupied with other thoughts that it becomes difficult to think straight

I was so constracted by her looks that the best line I could come up with was "Hello"

by levanima October 23, 2010

Echinoderm Constellation Theory

This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet.

That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.

by JewlEN December 27, 2007

Passport constipation

When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!

Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?

Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-

by MaxtheCameraMan April 4, 2009

Boa Constructor

A snake employed in the field of construction.

My pet snake is a Boa Constructor. He built his own cage.

by Teleri March 20, 2010

Constance

The longer way to say Connie.

Constance decided to just be called Connie.

by TheBlueHedgehog October 26, 2015

east coast

Contrary to the uninformed beliefs of The Elf, the East Coast states of Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont actually have the LOWEST obesity rates of any state in the country, while California's is one of the highest.

East Coast > West Coast

Q: What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active culture.

by west side is worst side January 10, 2006

Kirk Construct

See also Sealab 2021 Pilot 3 : I, Robot

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003