Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

Carrot Topp

The singer for the anonymous punk band Radioactive Chicken Heads since 1993. He has a giant carrot head and wears cool glasses.

“Dude, did you see those Chicken guys last night?” “Yeah man, I loved the carrot guy, he’s pretty gnar.” “Yeah, that’s Carrot Topp, not to be confused with the comedian of course.”

by GameofGenie July 10, 2025

Carrot Fingletooter

When two or more romantic partners come into the respected holding of a gathering dressed in carrot uniforms and try their best to fart the stem off each other. you can only win if one gets pink eye or the stem gives way

“Yeah boys definitely come round tonight with your wife’s we can get a 8 way Carrot Fingletooter”

by Andy Pipkin67 August 28, 2025

Carrots and sticks

Carrots and sticks

Learn the carrots and sticks in this industry

by anonymous September 15, 2025

carrot face

(slang, informal, vulgar)

A person with a long, angled face.

The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.

"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.

Derek mewed too much; he has a long ugly ass carrot face!

by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025

Girls who eat carrots

Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”

by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025

carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025