Blonde

Someone who is blonde is very stupid and most of the time annoying sometimes they are skets

Omg look at that blonde she thinks if she sucks him off then she’ll get £100 she’s such a stupid fuck

by Callum innit wagwan November 12, 2018

blonde agglutination

The social phenomenon where blonde girls clump together when in a large group setting. The lack of melanin in their hair is thought to be responsible for this chemotactic effect.

*two brunettes at a party*
"Do those girls know each other?"
"No, it's blonde agglutination.... they have no choice."

by HOFBrNCl October 30, 2019

Blonde holocaust

When you hate a blonde so much you become hitler 2.0 and has them and kill them all because they a worthless human binges and deserve death

I’m going to blonde holocaust you

by MaZe__17 September 6, 2020

new blondes

Two or more people, usually young and female, sharing two or more attributes, one of which must be ditziness.

Redheads ... they're the new blondes.

by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010

Aeroplane Blonde

Not a natural blonde, ie. one with a black box

Do you think Christina Aguilera's hair is naturally that colour, or is she an aeroplane blonde?

by Dainty Lardarse September 22, 2015

Dumb Blonde

A blonde that doesn’t know what she is talking about.

Tomi Lahren Is a dumb blonde

by Osiriah1990 January 12, 2018

Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.

After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.

by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008