Definitions by Marhenhuh

new blondes 

Two or more people, usually young and female, sharing two or more attributes, one of which must be ditziness.

Redheads ... they're the new blondes.

new blondes by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010

card-carrying 

As a perjorative adjective, implies that someone behaves worse than another who is not card-carrying; i.e. a card-carrying --- is worse than a normal ---, and is possibly drawn to others of his kind.

He's a card-carrying douchebag.

card-carrying by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010