Blimey

Used alongside crikey in a low, gravelly tone to denote idiocy. Often written blimeeeeey. For the full freak effect, salute and bend down as low as possible. Also used to make angry people even angrier.

Woman who's upset about something:"Move out of the frickin way"
Idiot: "Blimey"
Woman who's upset about something becomes even angrier.

by Edoss October 7, 2007

Sink the Blimp

Eating eight puppies raw

Let's go sink the blimp, governor.

by Brett Favre September 26, 2004

blim-blam

a saying expressing gratitude to a very good juke or dance move

the running back was surrounded, but then blim-blam and he was gone.
i saw this guy make a move and i was like "blim-blam"

by ted mallers August 13, 2006

Blind Onion

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net

After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.

by Blind Onion May 3, 2005

blimp lip

1. post-fight face abstraction.

2. extra meatty bottom lip

3. big ugly weird warty thing on da bottom lyip

damn, by the size of that blimp lip, it musta been a nasty fight

by sexy chicken bitches&&shit April 27, 2008

Blind Tea Bag

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)

Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"

by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009

Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".

The Professor was blind folding Ginger on the island.

by Apples78 May 13, 2011