Shark Bite

A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.

Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !

by Deathdog April 24, 2008

bogos binted

“bogos binted” is gay slang for “i want guys on my cock” or “i want male cheeks on my dick”

“give me those yummy cheeks on my dick” or “bogos binted”

by hague’s July 27, 2021

Bitejob

A blowjob, wherein shortly after reaching orgasm, the giver of the blowjob will take a cheeky bite of the recipient's cock, and then eat it.

Doctor: "So how did your penis become dis-attached from your body sir?"
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".

by ZacTheCannibal November 30, 2017

grundel bite

(n) When a guy coughs too hard and they get a piercing pain in the center of their grundel that feels like someone is biting them.

Dude, I coughed so hard from that smoke that I got grundel bite.

I doubled over from that grundel bite; I swear I thought my grundel was going to rip open!

by Lord of Cheese February 7, 2005

cock bite

Where you get a blow job and your lass chokes on your dick and bites. Ouch!!!

Ma lass giv me a cock bite last nite dude u dont wanna try it.

by azza.06 July 2, 2006

Beatle Bite

When you put your fingers up the vagina and anus then...snap.

I made her bleed when i used the beatle bite.

by william ferguson July 31, 2007

Smurf Bite

A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.

Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!

John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.

Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.

by Hard Hat Harold February 8, 2010