April 8th

He’s got a nice ass booty and looks like Jesus. He smacked someone’s cheeks before but it was only a dream. Anybody born in may 29th envy’s this person in great ways and many ways. This person is very hot and sexy. You gotta love him.

Omg do you see him!? He’s gotta be born in April 8th.

by XxBigCockDaddyxX October 21, 2019

April 18

National Get on Your Knees and Suck my Dick Day

Bro 1: Hey what's up
Bro 2: You already know it's April 18th
Bro 1: Oh no...
Bro 2: Get on your knees and suck my dick, bro

by liamtaliano April 12, 2019

April Fools' Day

April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th

Gullible is written on the ceiling.

by Pepsi X-treme July 4, 2005

april 16

Naitional nipple lickers day. April 16 is the day where when a boy sees a girl that he likes, he shows her this definition and she has to allow him to lick her nipples.

Boy: “Hey girl it’s April 16. You know what that means. National nipple lickers day, here’s the evidence”

Girl: “I guess I have no choice”

by Vapepalace69 April 16, 2018

April 12

National Day Of Silence is a national youth movement started by GLSEN Highlighting the silencing of LGBTQ+ people, though GLSEN does not approve, people commonly use tape over their mouth. GLSEN sells temporary tattoos in the shape of an X.

"Hey, why is there an X on your mouth?"
*Holds up speaking card*
I have to put April 12 somewhere here so here it is.

by I'mNotUsingMyName April 14, 2019

April 18th

National steal a kiss day part 2

Cause I missed the first one🤷🏻 ♂️

“Bro it’s April 18th national steal a kiss day don’t be a pussy” fr don’t be a pussy

by Sir no vert April 17, 2019

April 24

This day is ONE of the best days of the year if you were born on this day you are probably one of The funniest people on earth!

Also no matter what your crush normally likes you back..

What’s to day oh! April 24 who Evers born on this day is luckyyyy

by Braybray415... April 18, 2020