Aprelstein 

Aprelstein is a contemporary composer and pianist known for his weird piano pieces and distinctive classical music style. Although he does not know any musical notes, his style is unique and complex, focused on melody and harmony. Nobody knows how or why.

That Aprelstein piece was so volatile that I forgot what my mood was.

Aprelstein by vvc October 13, 2022

Audelstein 

An Audelstein is an Audrey with short red hair and a princess attitude. She is a no bullshit, cute, sassy, silly, sweet, edgy, dirty, sexy, and sensual girl and once you find her you can never get enough. She will take you places you've only fantasized of, hang with you there for a while, then bring you back to reality. She can simultaneously say no and not know how to say no. She is known for making statements that make you swear she was a blonde in another life...

I met an Audelstein... she rocked my world and now I can't sleep at night.

Audelstein by Bassman13 March 19, 2017

Apestein 

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

Apestein by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020