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Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag
My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag
by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019
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age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.
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AGS

A quirky gorl who just laughs laughs laughs. Often found falling down club stairs or getting her 10,000 steps.

Only loves men with banter
by AntiBelieverBaby May 23, 2022
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Locomotive Age

Moving down the line hauling coal number 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear you scream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
You want to hear the sound of this machine
We got electric lines and a mission dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear you screaming
Moving down the line now just like me
I got a time bomb. You got a ... ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming

Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age
Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya
Screaming You want to see the side of our big dream
We got sodium lights and a secrecy
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We're a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age

Machine...
I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line now just like me - baby
I got a time bomb you got a ... a ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locomotive Age
by Death Menace August 14, 2023
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ag

A man who is annoying and no one likes to be around
Ag keeps on talking to me
by T*L#CH#N August 18, 2020
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Aarushi ag

she is the prettiest most beautifullest and the bestest girl in the entire world

i love her so much
by akshat loves aarushi December 2, 2022
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