absolute bullshit

Typically what a religious person calls "absolute truth".

Chris's stories about "god", "creation", etc. are just absolute bullshit.

by itmattersnotwhoiam November 11, 2013

Absolutely Nothing

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.

"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."

by AmyANTIVIRUS October 13, 2008

absinthe

The best alcohol drink ever invented!
Usually green in colour.

absinthe + irritable bowel syndrome = jobbies in ones pants.

Hapsburg Gold Label Absinthe is 89.9% alcohol! Now thats quality!

by Me March 21, 2005

abstacle

Alternative pronunciation and spelling of 'obstacle'.

I'd like to make tea, but there are lots of abstacles between my desk and the kitchen.

by amosharper May 10, 2010

abstinence

Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.

Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.

by Chris from Vancouver October 16, 2008

Absolute Unit

Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.

yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.

by TSM_Tyler June 18, 2018

Abstain

An action that 12 year old girls choose to follow due to the Jonas Brothers. Means to stay away from anything dirty.

God dam those Jonas Brothers, made all them girls abstain.

by thatguydowntheblock March 16, 2010