ass smoothie

A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.

Pornstar Cheyenne Hunter made an ass smoothie in our test kitchen.

by Sheri Santiago January 7, 2008

ass sack

A sack-baggy of drugs stuck up ones ass for conveyance (ex. into a penal facility, through airport or seaport security.)Also done to prevent discovery by police.

WORK RELEASE INMATE 1: "why you so boogered up homie?"

WORK RELEASE INMATE 2: "cause i had this ass sack of blow nigga"

by JIMMY WAYNE May 6, 2008

Ass kicker

Someone who fights back no matter and always remains strong. Defeats a world that they may not have been accepted to survive

She is such a little ass kicker

by Bethstiel October 11, 2014

ass gasket

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

Ken left the stall with the ass gasket hanging out of his pants.

by Time Waster November 13, 2002

ass spelunker

an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Ass Phantom

To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.

Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

ass worship

To get down on one's knees and bury your face in someone's luscious ass, paying tribute to its bootylicious perfection.

Anam's ass was so magnificently round and sexy that I was motivated to perform ass worship for many, many hours.

by leannan02 July 21, 2006