1 year old

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.

Example : we were all 1 year old s.

by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020

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New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.

We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!

by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

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You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.

Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"

by ejones63 January 2, 2013

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mid-year crisis

Every year in high school, the time when everything in school and life gets so overwhelming that you break down and cry.

"Four tests tomorrow and I have work 'till 12 tonight; I'm having my annual mid-year crisis"
"I'll get the tissues."

by highschoolsenior October 13, 2011

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christmas is early this year

The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.

- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!

by AnitaRadcliffe April 6, 2023

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