Gay-Walking

The act of waiting for the cross-walk signal to change to cross the street. Opposite of jay-walking.

Dude, I'm not gay-walking... People will think that I'm all rural or touristy or something!!!

by Gay Joe October 12, 2008

Wailing

Derived from the trend of planking, bating, and owling. Originated in Chicago, IL; it involves the opening of ones mouth, a surprised facial expression, and the deliverance of a guttural utterance while standing perfectly still. The sound that is made resembles that of a vocally challenged person moaning aggressively with a closed throat.

Bob: "Hey Jim, what are you doing?"

Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"

by TheJanitorialBatman April 30, 2012

Wallingford

Some boring ass town right outside Philly. We don't really do much around here. And you're pretty much either a bad ass, a punk, or some crazy green-lovin tree hugger. Most of the girls are REALLY slutty and have sex in middle school, and the guys are all total pervs. Or, they are completely retarded when it comes to sexual things PRUDE, and they think they'll get somewhere in life if they "wait til their married"... uh huh... sureeee

"Hey wanna go hang out in Wallingford?"
"Hell no, it's boring and full of sluts and prudes!"
"True, but we can get banged EASY!"
"LET'S GO!"

by Julzzizzcoolzz April 10, 2009

walking the dog

Code for smoking marijuana.

I'll be right back, I'll be outside Walking the Dog

by Kronok December 11, 2008

j walking

when someone rolls a joint then goes on a walk while smoking it... sometimes on a j walking course (i.e the woods or a lightly populated area)

yo lets prep then go j walking

by haggardrobhaggard September 10, 2005

Walking Wiki

Another word for a know all. A person who knows alot about sports, current events, trivia and general random facts.

"Man, that new guy sure is clever! He knows everything"
"Yeah. He's a walking Wiki"

by anitagalebee May 13, 2007

Walking the dog

The term "walking the dog" isn't what it seems. For most people, they would take their four-legged lovable doggie out for a stroll. In this case, "walking the dog" means to go home at lunch and masturbate until you howl louder than your dog. Most common tools used for this action: Hilighter, Hair brush, Dildo, Rubber fist, Shock collar & Colt's swag... fingers are not too common.

Bob: Hey, Fred, where you off to?

Fred: Off walking the dog...

Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??

by tootsoonie3 January 15, 2011