wash the China out of it

To remove the chemical smells left over by cheap manufacturing processes.

"That looks like an okay blender, but be sure and wash the China out of it."

by Plasmaguy January 27, 2015

Dump n' Wash

When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.

"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."

by Jesse Church October 28, 2007

Ghetto Dish Washing

Rinsing off the dishes and then putting them at the bottom of the clean ones.

if you are in a hurry to go someone and you have a bunch of dirty dishes, ghetto dish washing would be the answer.

by sirswimsalot July 11, 2009

Redneck Car Wash

To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."

by someguy283298 November 3, 2006

black mans wash

When you don't shower and only clean yourself with deodrant

That person smells he just have had a black mans wash

by Streetrat101 February 18, 2015

Polish spray and wash

To soil ones clothing, then attempt to make the stain seem recent by using an empty container of the item spilled as an accessory.

John: " U don't even have coffee in that cup do u?"
Chuck: "what?!"
John: "Yeah, ur just carrying around that cup to make it seems like u spilled that on urself today"
Chuck: "Ur good"
John: "I know all about Polish spray and wash"

by Colombojew August 4, 2007

Kentucky Pole Washing

When someone is giving a blowjob, and because of too much booze or other reason vomits on the cock. similar to the kentucky oasis

Tony: dude, you smell fucking rancid!

Matt: yeah, she drank too much last night at the bar, and then gave me a Kentucky Pole Washing

by Tequila Mockingbird October 27, 2008