Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")

"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

vegans

these are a specific type of people. there personalities can go one of two ways, they either can be extremly outgoing or can be a bit of a twat.

"i hate vegans"
"vegans are such nice people"

by Logitech free demos December 17, 2022

Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster

Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"

by Typh00n May 28, 2017

Vegan

Little bitcn

What are you Vegan private?

by Beowulf210 August 5, 2023

Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans

A comedic term created by popular My Chemical Romance Instagram fan page; @frank.ieros_low_e.string. The sandwich is referred to as Frank Iero’s favorite thing to get at In-N-Out Burger. This is the sandwich he attempted to order before being harassed for his pride in New Jersey. He later killed all the people at In-N-Out Burger in his fit of rage.

“I want a Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans, because I am vegetarian and I want a Wawa coffee.

by i.make.memes.not.tragedies November 28, 2020

Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.

"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"

by Sniderbee February 9, 2014