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Tony Rice 

A bluegrass lead guitarist known as the most infamous of the Clarance White imitators despite only basing his guitar style off of White's most cliche licks. After a short period of frustration, Rice gave up on copying White's melodic abilities and instead played the same generic licks in different orders on most every song. Rice then discovered Jazz Guitarists Eddie Lang and Django Reinhardt and released an attempt at a Jazz album "Manzanita" that bluegrass fans still cream themselves over today. While Rice's flatpicking style was limited to repeated cliche licks with no correlation to the melody, he was very consistent in his playing and had great rhythm, two traits his many fanboys never seem to grasp when learning his style. Rice began doing loads of Cocaine in the late 1980's, and thus his voice deteriorated and soon his face resembled that of a dying Walter Donovan from Indiana Jones. Despite these setbacks, Rice was still able to play guitar, yet he decided to retire in his fifties and lived off food stamps and donations from "concerned fans" despite being completely able to work but simply refusing to. Rice's legacy lives on among thousands of bluegrass guitarists who painstakingly learn his ten cliche licks and re-arrange them for all of Tony's Solos, while ignoring everything else about his guitar technique.
Guitarist - Yo man I just learned Tony Rice's version of Nine Pound Hammer!
Mandolin Player - wow that makes you the 10,329,614th person to figure it out, think you can stop doing that draggy thrashing mash rhythm now?
Guitarist - Bro rhythm is so overrated, on god imma go listen to Manzanita and learn a really crappy version of it.
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Hel-Town 

The state Capital of Montana. The Last Best Place. AKA H-Town.
Hel-Town holden' it down!
Hel-Town by Hel-Town Native SB September 21, 2008

k-town smackdown 

When you're having sex with a girl and then you jizz in the condom and hit her in the face with it until it breaks open.
Adam gave Megan a K-Town Smackdown last night. There are still marks on her face!
k-town smackdown by sexual.deviant December 12, 2009

shit town shuffle 

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.
I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle

Byker town 

The place where our kids shoot fireworks of firemen n shops. Kids smoking from the age of 8. One of the friendliest places for all junkies from weed to smack. Warning keep your shis locked up before they steal it for toot
Where abouts you from? Byker town
Byker town by Byker father January 10, 2018

Skipping town 

A term used for when a person commits something such as a crime and leaves the vicinity.
Kiowa is skipping town because he killed Gabe.
Skipping town by Wellimdead December 3, 2018

Rollo Tony 

One who insists on doing anal, even if the other party is uninterested or unconcious. He often refers to this practice as going to brown town.
Rollo Tony brown town, workin' on that factory floor!
Rollo Tony by Lando System June 5, 2019