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Meat Hipster

Meat hipsters used to be vegetarians (when it was trendy), then vegans (when it was trendy). Now they are meat hipsters or "sustainable" & "conscious eaters".

Meat hipsters ritualize charcuterie, butchery, back-to-the-land farming and the myth of the pastoral agrarian paradise. They take classes in how to cut up whole hogs, composting and permaculture.

A school of thought brought to the masses by Michael Pollan's "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "In Defense of Food".
Wow! Check out Anne stripping the meat off those BBQ ribs!

To think that she was a preachy vegan like two months ago and now she's an unabashed meat hipster... What will it be next? Eating kosher?
by Leisure Class Hero September 17, 2010
mugGet the Meat Hipstermug.

front meat

She's got some new front meat.
by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002
mugGet the front meatmug.

meat sock

derrogetory term used for a loose girl.
i.e.-- "Fuckhole"
Poor Jenny is a real meatsock, and she thought this whole time we called her "MS" because it meant "magical stars" like in lucky charms. What a clueless, mindless beeotch she is.
by steve November 12, 2003
mugGet the meat sockmug.

meat goblin

A woman who obsesses over cock.
Carey C. is a meat goblin!
by JoeFrat August 14, 2007
mugGet the meat goblinmug.

Meat Missile

A large penis, also known as a veiny bangstick, hampton, or johnson.
His meat missile was no exception, as it was 10 inches long.
by Sam September 3, 2003
mugGet the Meat Missilemug.

meat wagon

by Mike January 1, 2003
mugGet the meat wagonmug.

slangin meat

A male who is amazing at sex & have multiple sex partners in different locations.
Man, that boy Grady be all over the place on the weekends slangin meat! He need to slow down before he slip up & put a baby in a Trick!
by Sweet Meat Sippi King July 23, 2016
mugGet the slangin meatmug.

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