Swiss

A completely ambivalent person. Unable to make up their mind on anything and everything. Neutral, just like Switzerland.

"Dude, you are a total fuckin' swiss. Make up your mind already."

"It most inner circles, John Kerry has been called out as being swiss because of his waffling on the tax reform issue." -Mike Wallace, 60 Minutes

by Kapo August 17, 2004

kiss my swiss

Colloquial version of "kiss my ass"

Kiss my swiss you frikkin' pillock

by grubfaerie July 7, 2006

swipe swipe

the act of spending money on someone, mainly a female. Splurging, spending tons of cash without regret or care.

1.If you were smart, you would make that bitch swipe swipe for you on your date
2.Gina wants your dick, huh? Man, make her go to footlocker, swipe swipe, and leave her ass.

by flawless772 September 24, 2005

Swiss Miss

During sexual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately... you miss

Dude i was about to blow
And then i fucking missed!
Haha... a swiss miss

by diggit hefner and frenchie December 19, 2008

swiss picnic

a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.

"she was gonna just give me a regular ol' rimjob, but because it was my birthday i decided to nut early and take her out for a swiss picnic."

by screamin seagull July 26, 2009

Swiss Logic

An indirect reference to the catastrophes that occur as a result of Mike Schweitser's speaking.

When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.

by Xeno May 1, 2003

swisher

As first defined by Rush Limbaugh, a term used to describe a homosexual; frequently used by hipsters.

Brad: "Oh man, when you stuck it in my ass it totally hurt."
Mike: "Don't be a fuckin' swisher or I'll pump you even harder next time."

by Darrdon Nasawecter June 11, 2006