The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016

switch lanes

a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.

guy: bitch you got a nice pussy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes

by roxy rodgers November 19, 2013

switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.

Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.

by smalldong November 25, 2013

switchfuck

Sexual technique practised by two gay males wherein the top and bottom switch periodically (usually just before cumming), thus ensuring fairness to both partners, prolonging intercourse and generally making the whole damn thing a whole lot more horny!

Goddamn babe, your ass is so hot but I don't wanna cum yet... let's switchfuck; do me for a bit and we can make it last all night.

by @__Matt__@ January 1, 2009

Switch off

Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.

"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"

by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017

Switch

When Skiing,snow bording or skating when You go the oposite way from your Natural way.

yo I did a massive switch 900 off of that cruck booter

I hit that rail switch

by Frostfireddd June 5, 2005

Light Switch

When you flick the female clitoras as if it were a light switch, in a light switch motion.

Larry: I totally Light Switched that girl last night, she loved it.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.

by DrNufario April 4, 2011