tall smalker

you're at a party and everybodys really cool and small talking so you're trying to adapt to them but it turns out weird because you're out of practice

"hey, long time no see. what have you been up to?"
"I - I been thinking about how to connect to people. Even though I - I havent been myself really and life right now is just so confusing. I - I really want to dance and enjoy myself. you know. and I - I want to be less distanced but - eheh - its like my computer caught a bug?
(turns to friend): "beware, she's a tall smalker."

by Krkič January 18, 2020

Bariatric Smoker

Bariatric smokers are big ass hoes with tonnes of millage under her spandex big girl panties that cannot stop fucking up their damn lives and messing up good things. These hoes think they are better than everyone else that does hoe, and can't accept a good intentioned person after a good and stable situation with them. These hoes love their options, they chain smoke and even have the nerve to think lowly of the men they literally suck and fuck for $$$. These hoes generally have big frames, big feet and big balls to go along with it too and it is uncommon for them to see themselves as being wrong. These hoes will say anything and do anything to be 'loved' by their daddy because they legit have 'daddy issues'. They say they just haven't met the right one to stop hoeing but truth is they simply are dysfunctional and cannot stop hoeing or smoking to maintain a healthy lifestyle or save their life.

They have no role modelz. "Don't save them they don't want to be saved" J Cole.

Stop and chill bariatric smoker hoe before it's too late.

by Big_game_bobby_cuP September 24, 2021

taking the shaker

Going out and getting drunk. Partying, whilst intoxicated due to alcohol consumption.

She was out taking the shaker last night.
Do you want to come taking the shaker tonight?

by Shaker87 May 23, 2007

Piss Like a Super Soaker

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

Pole Smoker

Term used to describe professional male athletes (and those who adore them for their 'athleticism') who remove all of their body hair for no apparent reason.

Mike McMahon, and those who think he should be starting in the NFL, are pole smokers

by gotham December 14, 2004

Smakey

to be in a gay disposition

Leib loves Chuck Norris. That is awfully smakey.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

smaer daer

n, v, ag:
org. Vernon, BC. Brainchild of two strange saltspring characters, SmaerJer and SmaerDor. Its like, "smaerd" dude, all over the place in my house.

That was some "smaer air," "Smaerjer"

I wish you wouldn't "smaerdaer" me like that.

Get some of your "smaer daer" on that.

I got "smaerd" missioning last weekend. The hos were sloppy.

by Urbanonymous November 5, 2005