The droppings are steaming

The 'droppings are steaming' or indeed any general description of the droppings temperature/circumstances as an analogy to any situation. It is an informal phrase very rarely used in writing, due to its reactionary nature. The idiom originates from a passage in Lord of the Flies where a character, Jack, is hunting a pig and notes with some satisfaction that the droppings he has just encountered are steaming. He is pleased by this, as it means a pig must have been there recently.

"My dudes, come quick, the droppings are steaming."

"Not going to lie, you seriously froze the droppings there."

"The droppings are in a super heated suspension of plasma my guys! This is good."

"You know the droppings just plummeted."

"Compatriots, listen close for I have ascertained with great happiness that the droppings have an effervescence of vapour ,which I can only assume is the gaseous dihydrogen monoxide, which is a cause for great celebration."

by GreySevenFourPrime November 22, 2019

Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

stamatinos

the act of being greek and making pizza

Last week, George was caught stamatinosing when he should have been making gyros.

by JP9 January 12, 2010

Shteamboats

Is an expression for being very drunk, as in totally fucked up.

This word was made up by some lads from Dublin, Ireland.

Last night I drank too much, I was totally shteamboats!

by Jaytsh May 31, 2010

jesus seam

The Jesus seam is the vertical hemispherical ridge across a man's testicles implying this is where God welded or stitched him together.

I got kicked right in the balls so hard I thought I split my Jesus seam.

by Sicrowell May 19, 2016

steaming hound

Similar in nature to "titty fucking," but using butt cheeks instead of breasts. So named because "Steaming Hound" could be synonymous with "Hot Dog." The "weiner" being placed between the "buns" thus leads to the name "steaming hound."

1.) "Hey, last night I met this chick with a huge ass. She wouldn't let me do anal, but she asked for the ol' Steaming Hound."

2.) "My girlfriend doesn't have any breasts for titty-fucking, so we have to go around the corner for the Steaming Hound."

by Mudhole May 19, 2007

midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.

That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!

by morgan August 15, 2003