(noun) - a person who feels compelled to constantly update his/her facebook status with irrelevant, uninteresting messages. "Statdicted" is an adjectival form used to describe such a person.
Jane just updated her FB status from "had cheerios for breakfast" to "sneezed three times." Seriously, no one cares. She is such a statdict!
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She is so statdicted!
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She is so statdicted!
by english15 July 22, 2009
Get the statdict mug.Someone who spends a large chunk of a Sunday during football season checking their fantasy football team and looking at porn. Doesn't have a girlfriend.
Phil won't play hoops; he's a dedicated statwhacker.
Gary: So, we going up to Chili's to split a two for twenty?
Tod: Nah, I'm gonna be statwhacking the rest of the day.
Gary: So, we going up to Chili's to split a two for twenty?
Tod: Nah, I'm gonna be statwhacking the rest of the day.
by statwhacker September 13, 2009
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An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010
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Get the statueaphobia mug.My family and I enjoyed our statecation and discovered beatuiful and amazing things around the state.
by This Guy V2G October 30, 2010
Get the statecation mug.Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.
Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.
by Leashla March 23, 2011
Get the Status creeper mug.The plural of the word 'status'. Because 'statuses', much like 'cactuses', and 'platypuses', is a ridiculous word.
"Have you seen all of the douchey statti Khalil's been posting on facebook lately?" "Yeah, what an asshole." "Oh, HE'S the asshole?" "According to his statti, yes."
This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.
This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.
by Dr.GarbanzoBeanIII July 5, 2011
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