lead singer

The frontman (or woman) of a band, usually in rock music, but can also be rap/pop/country/jazz etc. If the singer is male, it means he is the one who dates all the women!

James Hetfield is the lead singer of Metallica.

by Ana May 17, 2004

snigletize

Plagiarizing the 80's fad of a 'sniglet' which was a term originated by writer/comedian Rich Hall as defining "any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should" and calling it "The Urban Dictionary".

I snigletized a word and submitted it to The Urban Dicitonary.

by old under the sun August 18, 2009

Sungle

A monocle but with sunglasses.

Salutations dear fellow. Might you be so kind as to deliver me mine Sungle? It's located alongside my cane and top hat.

by DonkeyHoteyy April 14, 2021

Shinglet

A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.

Don't hit me, you shinglet!
Oh for shinglet sake!
Oh my shinglets!
Ted you shinglet!

by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022

Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

by Snorn July 6, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Singlespeeder

Derisory term applied to someone as a consequence of their disappointing or unfulfilling sexual performance.

"We was at it for ages last night an' he still never got me up the mountain. After half a shandy he's a proper singlespeeder, and he just has to get off and wank/walk".

by Bill Wankly August 11, 2008