social security

A pretty bad deal, expect less than a 1% return on your 12.4% payroll tax. Also, reduces the ability and incentive to save for retirement. Involves no creation of wealth, and the Supreme Court ruled that you have no right to social security funds, thus your benefits are highly politized. Maybe its time to start thinking about taking care of ourselves...

we would all be better off without this intergenerational redistribution of wealth

by youknow2 May 9, 2005

second hand high

When you get high off of someone elses second hand smoke, usually weed. IT IS POSSIBLE.

Ricky and Trev were clam baking the shed last night and it gave me a second hand high!

by Julia Raymond December 20, 2006

Secret nerd girl

A girl who looks like your average every day diva/girly girl/barbie/sweetheart but secretly reads long novels, plays video games, spends half her life on the computer.Possibly wears glasses and dyes her hair blonde and may be seen hiding in the library shelves.

'dude did you see that chick...she had a book wtf?'
'man..thats your typical Secret nerd girl'
'sweet'
'yuh...i heard she likes video games and can kick ass'

by Lealah April 7, 2009

secret inner whore

all girls have a secret inner whore, a small part of them inside that simply cannot refuse the penis laid upon them. Alcohol seems to be the devil's advocate in this inner demon. Causing a girl to make out with guys, cheat on their boyfriends, and suck dick within her boyfriends forbidden circle of friends.

I really wanted to make out with her at the club, we were grinding real close, and I could have kissed her, but she has a boyfriend and I want her to like me for me, and not because of her uncontrollable secret inner whore.

by stevos skate balls February 1, 2010

Hayfield Secondary School

A school full with rich major socialites from lorton, and everyone says "ball is life" or "lax is life" and somehow this school is good in these sports. Everyone loves to flash their fake IDs and brag that they partied at radford over the weekend. A beast ass football team but never can beat yorktown.... but JV basketball is the shit (UNDEFEATED )

person 1: dude trying out for lacrosse this year for Hayfield Secondary School !11! LAX IZ LYFE

person 2: same here dude !!111!! never done it before but im gonna try out cuz everyone else iz doin it, lax is the move

by preppywhiteboi March 20, 2013

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012

sloppy second

specifically refers to having sex with a woman who has other men's semen in her vagina. (could be a gang bang)

He just had sloppy seconds

by christie nah April 17, 2006