rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 21, 2018

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Rodding

An activity like fishing, without putting bait on rigs or even getting your rod out the ute down the wharf.

Yes marina, matt didnt go fishing, he went rodding and wont take shitties off his hooks cause they spikey

by Yort nilkcam December 16, 2021

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J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021

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