queef bar

A stupid granny slut who likes to get fucked multiple times by lesbian girls that stick large objects in their vaginas

Your ex girlfriend is a queef bar

by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016

Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.

Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.

by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni

“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night

by UwUferby June 22, 2021

Queef wave

"Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."

Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...

"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"

by Strayawise March 26, 2022

Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.

Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!

by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017

Flaming Queef

the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.

Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.

by cherrybizomb December 12, 2016

Queef Stain

A queef stain is a pussy fart that’s so wet, that the juices get stuck on your underwear and you are unable to get it out

Oh crap, I jut got a queef stain. I better change my underwear before it stains through my pants.

by YeetSandel June 26, 2019