PUBERFAULK

men experiencing hair on their upper lip...and/or chin should not be alarmed.....for they are going through whats known as.....puberfaulk.
*do not be alarmed*
This is a harmless part of every young mans life, where hair starts going in strage places, you start having hallucinations that u are fighting in a war that doesnt actually exist. You may also find that you start seeing girls on the internet attractive - some may have children.

guy one - You dude...i well feel like fightin in 'Nam today
guy two - I no what u mean man!! got an itch that needs scrathin...i love war.
guy one - tell me bout it...shame i cant though. i have to stay in and act creepy, the talk to my internet bitchez...LOLZ!


dnt fall victiim to Puberfaulk

by SpacedOut1234 August 21, 2008

pubbety-pubbety

pronounced like a blend of (pih) and (puh), pubbety-Pubbety is a term used to look like a nerd but allows entry into a conversation with a group of friends, without looking like an awkward "Third Nipple".

Basically you dont have to stand around quietly and hope to get noticed while looking like a douchebag.

(scene: friends talking, standing in a circle.) You walk up to a close friend who isnt talking and say "Pubbety-pubbety" quietly so that they will say something like: "Oh, hey! there you are, man!"

by Nick_Wilson August 19, 2009

pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 18, 2010

Pube-B-Gone

A sticky, flavored tongue-depressor type device for removing pesky pubes caught in the back of the throat after oral.

hey can i borrow your pube-B-gone i got a pube hairball back there.

by Originator22 July 9, 2010

Puberang

A thick, curly hair from a person's genitalia that refuses to leave one's finger on shaking and is often bemoaned by toilet cleaners

I spent an extra 10mins cleaning the restroom lastnight due to an outbreak of Puberangs

by Party Weazel August 10, 2010

Pubeameter

Slightly shorter then a hair on the measurement scale.
Somewhere between a whisker and a Red Cunt Hair (RCH).

The Baseball was hit foul by a pubeameter.

by Balzonya 1977 September 29, 2010

Pubeophile

A paedophile who has a particular obsession with pubic hair and likes to keep a collection.

Your pubic hair is so lovely, clean and soft. You better not let a Pubeophile get hold of that or they'll keep it forever.

by Whiteclothy November 7, 2010