griz pinch

When your underpants snag your griznoid

It's hard to walk when you have a griz pinch.

by andy1 June 3, 2005

pinball rape

When someone "humps" a pinball machine in an attempt to nudge the ball in a certain direction, or to dislodge the ball out of a stuck position. The player humps with the pelvis because his or her hands are too busy simultaneously smacking the flipper buttons.

Sometimes pinball rape is performed as an ill-advised mating ritual display. A "tilt" can happen, causing the machine and all human on-lookers to shut down completely.

Ever since Ricky committed pinball rape on the Theater of Magic, I just can't enjoy the game at all.

by bingobastard July 21, 2009

Pink knighting

Female version of a white knight
When a girl is constantly complimenting a guy on his apperance, aesthetics and other commentable things.

Most likely seen on facebook - liking lots of photos, flooding inbox with messages with the title "ur gawjuss <3" liking everyone of his status's and ofcourse getting seriously irate if any other girl dares to give him a compliment, or god forbid, like his new 'single' status.

Edit: desperate attention seeker or cyber stalker.

Lol, she thought you were srs, she won't take crap from anyone speaking badly of me, chick is pink knighting me hard

by CarlJay March 2, 2011

Pinot Noir

Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".

"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!"

"Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"

by Mwatuangi October 12, 2015

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Piner

When you go back to numerous girls houses and fail to convert on every occasion

That guy is such a Piner, he has been back to three girls houses in the last month and still didnt get laid!

by Dynamo Banter March 25, 2013

Mega pint

a large glass of an alcoholic beverage

you poured yourself a "mega pint" of red wine

by gusomyg April 22, 2022