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patchy

Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.

If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.

There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
Random European chill kid at Chipoltle: I'm a bit patchy right now.
Random scene kid: WTF!! ROFL HxC SCENE!
European kid: Fag.

Guy: Have you brought the patchiness?
Girl: Hell yes, now let's get patchy!
by makke :D July 3, 2009
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Diesel Patches

Reatrd: "Hello Diesel Patches, do you want to do scooby-doo furry porn rp with me?"
Diesel patched: "No"
by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020
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Pumpkin Patching

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016
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Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007
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Patchism

A wise saying coming from M. Patch
Today's Patchism is...
by shADDer2770 January 13, 2010
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Patchett's laugh

The worlds best laugh usually following some form of rude comment or joke. Can be heard across great distances, known to keep camp sites awake and generally causes outbursts from others.

This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.
Patchett's laugh usually follows a comment like this: "you said bent over!" HAHAHAHAHA
by Buzz monkeyface lightyear January 12, 2011
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patchen

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.
Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.
by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017
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