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off ground

A phrase you say when your wasted or not feeling 'normal'.
Smelling sharpies makes you feel completely off ground.
Smoke to get that off ground experience.
by AL.Capone April 29, 2006
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off your hotkeys

(Adjectival phrase, pejorative) nonsensical

origin- In Touch Typing characters A,S,D,F are covered by the fingers of the left hand and the characters J,K,L,; are covered by the fingers of the right hand. If one or both hands are out of position the typical result is a cascade of typographical errors.

The term is meant to be condescending, perhaps even insulting. Usage is uncommon outside of nerd, geek and clerical circles.

The pronoun "your" may be replaced with other appropriate possessive pronouns, i.e. his, her, their, my.
literal- "The quick brown fox" may transpose to "Yjr wiovl ntpm gpc"

figurative usage- You think lowering taxes will decrease the national debt? You're off your hotkeys.
by Akaei February 11, 2010
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Off Game

When something that is usually permitted is prohibited under an abnormal set of circumstance.
reasonable predrinking is cool but smoking in and around the house if off game
by Randomurbandictionaryuser December 30, 2010
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OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011
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Off Record

Declaration, statement, that is not an official statement and can be refused later. It's an unauthorized Statement. Normally incorrect pollitically.
RT Reporter: Ok, and finally the last most awaited question: Tell me the true about the 9-11...

Unknown CIA Agent: Ok... I see you are very interested in it. I would tell you a story, but this I will confess you, it´ll be an off record. After you hear this you will never be the same person, and this burden will be with you until your death. Maybe you will prosecuted or threated. If you say anything and you say I said it. I will deny everything. Do you understand ?
by APOLOKIA GENOCIDE May 20, 2014
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off the meat rack

that song was off the meat rack
by blanka138 November 25, 2016
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off the water

No longer partaking in imbibement of ‘the water’. Acting strangely or irrationally. Somewhere between being ‘out of pocket’ and ‘wylin’. They just act wierd as hell.
Dont mess with her. That bitch is off the water.’
by Ayookay May 8, 2018
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