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not in the system

when a group of associates are chatting about a fellow worker thats not hip to whats going on.
bill is so out of it, he's really not in the system
by freddytoledo July 11, 2010
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Not Now

When a peado adds you on facebook you can either accept the invitation, or Not Now them.
Jordan: David Cole has just added me as a friend

Hadley: NOT NOW DAVID COLE
by Andy McGurn March 24, 2011
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Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement
by dbrow127 May 4, 2011
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Not Nowed

previously known as "ignored" in facebook, it is the act of putting a friend request on hold Forever, the debate is still going on about it's conjugation :
some say it should be in the past tense because the "Not Now" was pressed Back Then, others argue that it is still on hold so it's still going on, normal people say it's not a friggin verb !

it's useful against stalkers & people who don't get it after the first ignore, a bit harsh for the friend request sender.

the only way to bypass it is to cancel the request & send again...& again...& again till you get blocked !
Girl : so like.. this dude with 0 mutual friends added me on fb & i so totally not nowed him !
Her friend : won't he add you again !?
Girl : na uh, he won't know but i changed my profile pic as a hint, like duuh
Her friend : bitch you can't say not nowed, it's not a verb !
Girl : whatevs !
by Odassious December 4, 2011
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do not go there

An extended and more emphatic use of the expression "don't go there". An urgent appeal to not follow a line of reasoning to its ultimate conclusion for fear that the conclusion will be offensive, unpleasant, or generally objectionable. The ultimate emphatic use would be "Do. Not. Go. There." with breathless pauses between each word. In general, a dire warning that grave consequences will follow from "going there".
A: "So, the two of them had a one-night stand and she forgot to take her birth control pill..."
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.
by The Mensa Man December 14, 2011
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not what you must to do like another think

famous quote from F.T.
not what you must to do like another think
by kikiviki October 16, 2014
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almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.
"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."
by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016
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