a ginger motherfucker who doesn't know what consent is or what empathy is or how to be a descent human being but claims he's a good christan. he also doesn't know how to make out and/or give hickeys. watch out for moses and/all gingers they all suck and are a leprechaun and like lucky charms.
oh look there's moses coming for your pot of gold while you are asleep, but make sure he doesn't get bored
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Get the moses mug.Having "moved a spider" or "moved the spider" refers to a group of 4 people in a circle jerk using only their feet. The 8 feet make the "spider". When someone "moves the spider" they have successfully caused their person to nut. A new person switches in, slightly changing the geometry of the circle. By this mechanism, the spider can move its way across the room, depending on how many people are waiting to jump in when it moves.
My size 14's really "moved the spider" last night at the frat party. I've never been so drunk or so good with my feet before. Maybe I should drop my econ major and go into ballet, bro.
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An animal of the monkey family, originating from the depths of South East Asia, more specifically, Pakistan. A Mooed can be found in other places however, such as Australia, the bedroom and the classroom. The Mooed is characterised by its curly and silver hairs, however they have straight hair at a young age. They also have a small tuft of hair on their chin and have very dark skin. Many Mooeds went extinct after the events of "Chappal", the remaining few fled to all corners of the world. If you see a Mooed, it is best you run, as Mooeds are known to viscously attack people while screaming "Dinga Dinga" There is no footage of Mooed as anyone who sees him has a 0.0000000000000000000001% chance of surviving his terror.
An animal of the monkey family, originating from the depths of South East Asia, more specifically, Pakistan. A Mooed can be found in other places however, such as Australia, the bedroom and the classroom. The Mooed is characterised by its curly and silver hairs, however they have straight hair at a young age. They also have a small tuft of hair on their chin and have very dark skin. Many Mooeds went extinct after the events of "Chappal", the remaining few fled to all corners of the world. If you see a Mooed, it is best you run, as Mooeds are known to viscously attack people while screaming "Dinga Dinga" There is no footage of Mooed as anyone who sees him has a 0.0000000000000000000001% chance of surviving his terror.
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A name-calling insult for a person who does stupendous actions, such as falling down out of nowhere, or dying hilariously amusing.
You were one big Moses when you fell down the stairs the other day...
I can't believe he became this much of a Moses in this one game...
MOOOSSSEEESSSS!!!
I can't believe he became this much of a Moses in this one game...
MOOOSSSEEESSSS!!!
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