Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
by Ruby569 January 23, 2011
Get the monster penismug. The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
by Zdenek August 20, 2004
Get the monster trucksmug. The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.
by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022
Get the the cum monstermug. by eeeeaaaaoooooooonumnumnum October 12, 2021
Get the Monster Calvesmug. female breasts
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has
Mike: How was the night with that girl last night, Bill? Did you have a good time with her?
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.
by JBreezy Gets Bitchez November 13, 2011
Get the tatter monstersmug. "monster cocker" is an inside joke made by the Twitch stars GeorgeNotFound and Dream. They call "God bridgers" in bedwars "monster cockers "
by ianwaseaten May 17, 2021
Get the monster cockermug. by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster December 27, 2015
Get the guzzle monstermug.