by harry flashman July 19, 2003
Get the microgivashit mug.A word defined by somoene on urbandictionary.com just because they and their two friends made it up and use it. Nobody else will use it, since they the word's definition is only known in their microcosm.
by Mike Blaszczak December 17, 2003
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A technically correct, but completely useless answer, usually given by supervisors. The usual, and correct response, is to wish your supervisor's parents had never met.
"Man, I went and asked the boss about whether or not we'd be covered for an accident when we're dropping off the night deposit. All she said was, 'well, deposits have to be made nightly' Talk about a Microsoft Answer!!"
by Zach54880 July 27, 2008
Get the Microsoft Answer mug.The expression of how Microsoft takes over smaller, weaker companys in the software or even hardware business.
Top Exec from Spyglass: dude, we got microsquished...
(The company Spyglass created what we now know as Internet Explorer)
(The company Spyglass created what we now know as Internet Explorer)
by Tellurium September 6, 2004
Get the Microsquish mug.Farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.
Scenerio: Driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."
by Joshua Tad November 22, 2007
Get the American Microwave mug.Obvious, intentional, above board insults, where there is no chance of a mistake on the part of the transgressor (as is the case of microaggressions) to be provoking, insulting, or otherwise discourtious.
A man says to a woman he doesn't even know, "Damn, you're hot!"
Telling her friend about it, she says, "These guys and their macroaggressions! They must completely be out of ideas for hitting on women."
Telling her friend about it, she says, "These guys and their macroaggressions! They must completely be out of ideas for hitting on women."
by anonymous November 15, 2017
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Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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