Minecraft

Minecraft is the best game in the world and a cheap alternative to drugs.

drug addict:hey dude wanna do some pot?
minecrafter:get away from me i'm playing minecraft!!!!!

by BUDDERGOD September 9, 2013

Mineta

Lead vocalist of Ging Nang Boyz.

Worshipped by many as a God.

Mineta of Ging Nang Boyz is probably God.

by Jomei May 25, 2006

Minecraft

An indie sandbox game, commonly called an autism magnet, overrun by 12-year old gay faggots and 40-year old pedobears. %99.9 Of ALL players have autism, case in point to be called an autism magnet. Only statiticians have seen nine-tenth's of a "Minecraft faggot"!

Eric: Dude, you play Minecraft?
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.

by ILikeSkunks July 7, 2015

Minecraft

A game we’re you shove your 2 inch sword up peoples ass to kill them and were 3 year was olds like to ask every girl to be there girlfriend so they can feel proud of themself that they actually talked to a girl who’s actually a 72 year old male pedophile who likes to jack off to Minecraft porn

Imma go jerk off to some Minecraft porn

by Blinkeredsix8 October 29, 2017

Minecraft

Every person who plays this game has never seen the sun light. They should go see some

Friend 1: Hey what games do you play?
Friend 2: Minecraft
Friend 1: Have you killed the Ender Dragon before?
Friend 2: Yea 100 times, Im like dream you know
Friend 1: Go see the sun light, Jesus.

by SUSSY MAN XD XD May 24, 2021

you’re mine

When a guy says you’re mine he’s going to put you through hell of mind games and a situationship. He will treat you like his girl yet he won’t claim you

Beth: I think he likes me we might move to the next step , he said “ you’re mine”

Lisa: girl that fuckboy don’t like he , he’s using you

by Rdugcc February 17, 2018

Minecraft Syndrome

A condition which causes people to play minecraft or any other shitty pc only games like starcraft non-stop their entire lives.

Symptoms include a significant lack in social interaction with other human beings. Being a dickhead. Talking about minecraft non fucking stop. Very poor clothing choices. Sufferers may also experience the 'i have ankle swingers' symptom.

If your reading this and thinking 'Oh shit thats me!' not to worry start clicking thumbs up on this word then take your computer and chuck it out the window.

Jullian: Have you heard about the new minecraft graphics pack 32 beta v.1.4.2.6.7.0? Its totally awesome!

Ross: I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, i think you might have Minecraft Syndrome.

Jullian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Ross McPwn November 7, 2011