1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.
2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.
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A brand name for a liquid pre-measured form of methadone that is red and flavored with sweetners. 1 ml=10 mg. It can be dispensed all the way down to 1 mg increments.
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It is a fiendish drug, mostly used by the 'skins' generation of twattish UK youth.
It is taken by snorting, but can also be bombed which gives a lesser effect.
It has a distinctive chemical smell, and is one of he nastiest things so snort. it tastes, and smells like cat urine, giving it the nickname 'cat piss'
because of its legality it can be purchased online in the UK, and depending on how much you buy, prices can be as cheap as a tenner. People have started shotting it, and hiking the prices up to ridiculous sums.
Effects a similar to that of MDMA, although a shorter, less satisfactory high is usually experienced.
Ultimately, its nice, but if you take it, you're a fiend
It is a fiendish drug, mostly used by the 'skins' generation of twattish UK youth.
It is taken by snorting, but can also be bombed which gives a lesser effect.
It has a distinctive chemical smell, and is one of he nastiest things so snort. it tastes, and smells like cat urine, giving it the nickname 'cat piss'
because of its legality it can be purchased online in the UK, and depending on how much you buy, prices can be as cheap as a tenner. People have started shotting it, and hiking the prices up to ridiculous sums.
Effects a similar to that of MDMA, although a shorter, less satisfactory high is usually experienced.
Ultimately, its nice, but if you take it, you're a fiend
John: Do you want a line of cat piss mate?
Jim: Nah mate, methadrone is for fiends.
.......Several hours later.........
John: Do you want a line of cat piss mate?
Jim: Bless, this place is dead, weve been standing on a street corner for ages trying to find a yard to go to or somthing to do. I love fridays....
Jim: Nah mate, methadrone is for fiends.
.......Several hours later.........
John: Do you want a line of cat piss mate?
Jim: Bless, this place is dead, weve been standing on a street corner for ages trying to find a yard to go to or somthing to do. I love fridays....
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