trick masturbating

When you think you are "trick fucking" someone else, but end up screwing yourself in the end.

First used by the American Eagle Air Line Pilots Association on June 13, 2012.

If you try to set a booby trap for someone and it back-fires on you, you just wasted your time trick masturbating.

by Captain Esquire December 17, 2012

masturbathon

jack off

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

masturbating

Having sex with your own hand or even using a fake dick (dildo) in the case of girls (or very messed up guys)... its very pathetic.

John is masturbating every night because he has no hope of ever having actual sex.

by CanHasHaxx February 5, 2009

masturbation-fueled car

A penis.

I got a masterbation fueld car.

by daman October 28, 2003

Catcher Masturbation

verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally

My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

Spicy Masturbation

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.

by Bagel Boot June 16, 2020

Group Masturbation

A group of young adults acting upon dysfunctionality and hooliganism and indulge in a bit of tomfoolery. This creating a sense of an orgasmic brain tumor that gets nothing productive done

Not Again! Kareem drew a Homer Simpson we must now indulge in Group Masturbation

by Notzaina October 7, 2022