CanHasHaxx's definitions

masturbating

Having sex with your own hand or even using a fake dick (dildo) in the case of girls (or very messed up guys)... its very pathetic.

John is masturbating every night because he has no hope of ever having actual sex.

by CanHasHaxx February 5, 2009

Fag

A tool of society who does whatever theyre told by media such as MTV in order to fit in with the other fags in the world

Brandon, you are such a fag for buying that $400 shitty jacket just because it says Abercrombe and Fitch on the tag.

by CanHasHaxx February 5, 2009