Magic Carpet ride

After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical

Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride

by A haas February 18, 2009

magic the gathering

A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.

Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.

by nds April 18, 2006

magic powers

Loooo-vin'... is what I got...

C'mere, baby, lemme show you some o' my magic powers.

by Barry White June 12, 2004

Magic Pants

Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.

Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.

Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.

by Julio Rodriguez The Third February 2, 2009

magic wand

wanna c. mine is a genius.

by afdq September 16, 2003

Magic Carpet

When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.

me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"

by pimpahoenandafo February 7, 2009

magic box of fire

i.e. A lighter, a device used to lite things, or start a fire

"Hey do you have a magic box of fire so i can light my cigarette?"

by Captian LuLu March 5, 2007