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magic the gathering 

A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.
Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.
magic the gathering by nds April 18, 2006

magic powers 

Loooo-vin'... is what I got...
C'mere, baby, lemme show you some o' my magic powers.
magic powers by Barry White June 12, 2004

Magic Pants 

Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.
Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.

Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.

magic wand 

wanna c. mine is a genius.
magic wand by afdq September 16, 2003

Magic Carpet 

When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.
me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"
Magic Carpet by pimpahoenandafo February 7, 2009

magic box of fire 

i.e. A lighter, a device used to lite things, or start a fire
"Hey do you have a magic box of fire so i can light my cigarette?"