bald mikey

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010

tender sirloin micky dees

When you go behind someone, reach your hand up in between their legs, and squeeze their balls until juice comes out. Oftentimes the juice is collected and used in power drinks. Multiple people can partake in this.

Hey why are you in the hospital?
Some guys gave me a tender sirloin micky dees last night.

by mister Everest February 26, 2009

Mikey Way

Mikey Way, bassit of My Chemical Romance and brother of Gerard Way. He is engaged to Alicia Simmons who played bass for From First To Last and formerly dated Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy. They have matching tattoos on their arms, a heart and the word forever. Contrary to popular beleif Mikey does not have asthma, he has said it himself.

'I don't cheat because I don't have any feelings.'

'Wardrobe malfunction!'

'I'll sign 'em, you bring 'em.'

All quotes of Mikey Way

by Wonder Billie June 30, 2006

Mikey

An amazing guy that tends to say "lolz" and "word" alot. He will make anything fun and tends to make people jealous of his awesomeness.

Boy-"I'm really sorry!"
Girl-"Why can't you be more of a Mikey?!"

by Catherine6292 April 21, 2008

Mikey

He is a small faggot ... bully and all round dickhead if you like him or his inbread family you are thick in the head u nonce stay away from him he is a sly cunt ‘

See that small bastard over there he’s Mikey

by Anonymoushacker1769 December 16, 2018

Mikey

A young boy that leaves his friends to smoke darts and rip bongs and flirt with sluts he will break your heart

(small doodle)
(probably has lung cancer)
(wont live past 23)
(has very smooth skin)

there was someone smoking a bong in the alley last night

oh it was probably mikey

by ponelope smith February 17, 2019

Mikeyla

She is very nice never mean to her friends always has her friends backs. She is very lovable and funny. She is very active and a animal lover. She dislikes drama and is very cute.

Boy 1: bro did you see Mikeyla she looks cute

Boy 2: i know right i wish i was dating her

by ilovemycats123 January 27, 2020