a load of old bollocks

a phrase used in British English to denote that a particular statement is unworthy of belief. A "bollock" is a testicle.

"His story was a load of old bollocks."

by Montgomery, James May 13, 2005

Droppin Fuckin' Loads!!!

Taken from an unintentionally hilarious porn incident, "droppin fuckin' loads!!!" is an exclamation of triumph and/or achievement. Note: It can also be used when drinking, most often before taking a shot.

When taking a shot, click glasses, then: "Yeah, fuck yeah, droppin fuckin' loads!!!!" and then take shot.

by FreshtoDeath October 29, 2005

butt-load

Taking a huge dump.

Whew, after that butt-load, I feel 50 pounds lighter!

by mracuraintegra November 5, 2003

That's A Load Of Fuck Off

A Term used to describe a blatent lie or false statement. See also bullshit

"That's a load of fuck off Jimmy, your sisters tits aren't that big".

by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008

Slow Your Load

When someone is going too fast. "Slow Down" or "Calm Down".

Or if a fat lard is walking down the street you say "slooowww your loooad."

(zooming car passes really fast)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOW YOUR LOAD"

(Fat woman jogging on the street and is jumping up and down)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOOOW YOUR LOOOOAD"

by ILIKECHEEZE August 24, 2009

blow my load

Used when the speaker is excessively-
a. Excited
b. Particularly Angry
c. Sexually motivated

I'm about to blow my load!

by NM319 January 25, 2009

Load my musket

An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.

(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?

by gunny815 February 12, 2015