Time Invested

The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.

Bruce's Time Invested was 30 days.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

sex invertebra

I want to die please help. This isn't a meme this is a legit cry for help.

Her: You don't even do anything for our relationship. You just keep saying random shit

Him: Sex invertebra

by Vajvinder June 5, 2017

llama invert

When one's knees are bent backwards, making it so that they can walk, as a llama walks.

Example #1:Young nigge got his knees llama inverted.
Example#2: Don't land stiff legged or your knees will llama invert.

by MAMS88 November 30, 2017

social intention misalignment

Mismatched perceptions or directives made by individuals or groups geared towards other individuals or groups.

There was a large social intention misalignment between Joe and Sally. Sally just didn't want to date.

The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.

Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

Sleep inverted

A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night

Omg I’m so sleep inverted all I do is chat at night

by MavricFTML September 28, 2019

inerasable incentive

when the government gives historical Americans tax breaks that could uproot their tax obligations for a lifetime

The inerasable incentive gave less than a million Americans tax write offs for the rest of their time on earth.

by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019

implementation intention

An implementation intention is a self-regulatory strategy in the form of an "if-then plan" that when used can lead to better goal attainment, as well as helping in habits and behavior modifications. It is subordinate to goal intentions as it specifies the when, where and how portions of goal-directed behavior

I used " implementation intention" to better my life and make goals for myself, instead of just sitting around hoping they will actually be achieved through time.

by tobi_lab December 13, 2019