inch

A rating system for the male penis.

10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic

the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence

the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"

timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob

by dood November 13, 2004

4 inch penis

A man who says he has a big dick but it’s only 4 inches
A man who says size doesn’t matter as an excuse

“Dude I have a big ass dick”
No Alec you only have a 4 inch penis

by Thexposer May 8, 2019

Pinch an Inch

A term referring to masturbation

Man, give me a sec I gotta pinch an inch

by bamitm December 5, 2011

nine incher

another word for vagina. Definately not a big penis.

Shane Hampton is the man with a nine incher.

by Jack Kelly January 28, 2004

(x) incher

The length of one's defecation.

"Dude, i just shitted a (x) incher!"

by the pwn3r December 21, 2005

itchy

a red headed 18 year old boy at de la salle. he is a chick magnet

dammit, itchy is taking all the pussy again!

by fisher shits out gunpowder May 14, 2004

Inchromulent

A word that has no meaning but is negative

"that car is so inchromulent"

by Anonymous May 6, 2003