Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during sex.

That guy's penis was bigger than mount. Rushmore.

by Christina Hayes July 14, 2015

Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 15, 2017

penis

a weird wrinkly thing with like a split on the tippy toe of it. males usually like to play with it or put it into streatchy gross holes also known as vaginas or bootay holes.

ooooooh my penis is itchy.

by suckymytoey April 4, 2019

Penis

What kind of moron are you, looking up penis! get out before I turn of the internet! I said OUT

My penis grows big when I see a hot girl

by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019

Peni

Peni, twelve or more penises gathered in one place or area.

I heard Jenny had peni at her house last night.

by lynkozz March 30, 2015

penis

The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.

Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 6, 2018

Penis

A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.

Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?

by Ritardondo September 22, 2016