Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!

by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022

Cashmere Hammer

Soft penis, that has the feel of cashmere. Like a sweater.

“Yo my dick game be way strong. I’ve got that cashmere hammer”

by The Cashmere Hammer January 29, 2022

hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014

hammer time

To Blow millions on stupid shit,just so it can be reposessed in a few years.

''I've Just inherited 30 mill from my Grandma...Hammer Time!''

by Zigger January 1, 2008

grammer hammer

The object used to correct someone's grammer. i.e. hitting one with the grammer hammer.

He said can I instead of may I, so I brought the grammer hammer down on him.

by skippy_xua October 24, 2008

hit the hammer

verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:

dick it

hand fuck

prioritize

etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day

by expresstrain December 19, 2006