guidosity

A measure of how much of a guido a person is. There are three levels of guidosity: Pauly D (total guido) Tupac (skinny ass white boy) Pussy Ass Niggas (Eminem)

Bro 1 : Dude I got a fuckin nattiac after goin to my boy jonnys house for some milf and cookies. got so much fuckin dome from that skanky assbitch
Bro 2: Shits for real brah. Where was she at ?
Bro 1; She lives at the Jewsey Shwoe. Names sharon or some shit like dat.
Bro 3: Dude youre such a fucking guido. You pick that pussy up in a bar ?
Bro 1: Obvi brah. Boner in the butt.
Bro 2: Youre guidosity is at such a peak now. I'd say you could even fuck Snookie
Bro 1: Wtf? nigga ill rape your black ass
bro 2: Obvy

by guidobro69 November 21, 2010

Guido

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.

guido

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011

Guido

Extremely lazy person consisting of but not limited to: high and tight haircuts, huge belly, terrible mustache, and consumes nothing but protein shakes and Chinese food.

That short and stocky crew chief is a real guido.

by ALL NIGHT LONG! September 25, 2011

Guido

A persistent squirrel.

Guido, the squirrel, was trying to get into the bird feeder for 3 hours before finally getting in.

by Noethe000 May 22, 2019

Guidette

A Guidette is a female equivalent to a Guido. They are attractive females who are usually of Italian/Sicilian descent. Although there are many of them who are Black, Latina,Irish,Jewish etc. (Like many of my girls).....They always have the best bodies and know how to keep in shape. And trust me we know exactly how to flaunt it and do it well. They make the best girlfriends and have the best fashion sense. Like Bebe,Armani Exchange, & Juicy couture just to name a few. You can find us almost any where in the tristate area, and believe me we really know how to party like there's no tomorrow. We are the ones who bring the party to life at clubs and we definitely know how to dance, especially when it comes to frolicing. Tanning, shopping, and clubbing are our passions, and don't forget about those hot guidos.... ps.(we know how to rock a poof hairstyle, light-colored lipstick, and a tan while wearing a half cut shirt that shows our perfect flat stomach and belly ring.)

Mikey: "Joey did you see that hot girl in Armani Exchange?"
Joey: "Yeah she must be a guidette."

by Rochelle_x0x0 August 15, 2007

Gideon

A stupid republican, fascist, thinks he knows everything, is social, sexist, racist, has Donald trump lips, never finds the moment in bed.

You're such a Gideon

- you're so mean shut up shut up shut up

by Snarlness July 13, 2016

guido

"Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.

"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."

by GGCC December 30, 2009