five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Where's all the flying cars?

A slogan among people including anarchist,neohippies ect. who are disapointed with the 21st century.

The 21st century sucks. Where's all the flying cars?

by Deep blue 2012 May 22, 2010

flunge

to come over the area between bum and fanny on a woman

i couldn't decide to go for the pink or the brown and in the end i flunged it

by fussyballbag January 21, 2011

The FLying Blind Burritto

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".

Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

ex-fling

A person who one was previously casually dating.

Johnny went on a date with Rachel multiple times, but then realized she just wasn't the one. Rachel considers him an ex-fling. No big deal!

by WhatAreThooosse December 22, 2015

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

Flying Monkeys

An elite race of all-powerful shit throwers who will soon implement their plot to take over the world and drown the human race in a river of shit and jizz.

yo, don't fuck with the flying monkeys.

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004