epostalyptic

adj. email containing a powerful virus.

Thanks to an epostalyptic email, my computer crashed.

by moonyowl March 5, 2011

explosioned

being extremely hyper because of sugar or energy drinks. similar to being drunk or high except with sugar

Yea hes probably so explosioned right now; he's had 4 red bulls in the past half hour.

by sugarbooger87 August 14, 2011

explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

Explosive leaving

Exiting while combusting.

Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.

by Chresse Zacrums September 12, 2016

explosion at a mattress factory

A bad and bouncy landing for a pilot. Porpoising down the runway after initial contact with wheels.

That landing looked like an explosion at a mattress factory.

by Trigeek September 4, 2016

Explosive Corndog

When you knee someone in the arse and that had shit in their pants and your knee gets shit on it.

That man's pants exploded when I gave him an "Explosive Corndog".

by Tostyburnoutryan August 19, 2016