by Dragonfy April 21, 2016

Someone you don't like: Hey wanna hang out?
You: no. (with no emotion)
Someone you don't like: Why no emotion
Best friend: Hey wanna hang out?
You: YESSSSSSS! (with emotion)
Best friend: I'm so glad you care about me!
You: no. (with no emotion)
Someone you don't like: Why no emotion
Best friend: Hey wanna hang out?
You: YESSSSSSS! (with emotion)
Best friend: I'm so glad you care about me!
by BOBBYJOE11 September 29, 2018

«In the US they let people have guns for emotional support, and they need them to protect their house. Whereas that gun is more likely to be used on a familymember rather than protecting one»
- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok
Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?
Person 2: Because i moved to Australia
Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?
Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*
Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok
Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?
Person 2: Because i moved to Australia
Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?
Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*
Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
by Suveva December 21, 2022

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017

Hym "It's either emotion or I'm a robot. It's always one of the two with you people. But you know it's neither. You know exactly how much money other people are making off of this and you don't care who it is as long as it isn't me. You're stealing from me to try and prove a point that you will never make. And you don't care as long as I have everything stole from me. It isn't my shortcomings. You want me to have to think differently to suceed and I'm not going to. It's using theft to be the thought police. What you need to do is kill yourself because not a single person is benefiting from this with you being like this and ME BEING LIKE THIS IS BENEFITING EVERYONE. Except for me. I don't need to change for that to change. You might want that. But only because YOU KNOW I WON'T. And if it doesn't change, I will pick a random person out of the crowd and I will change their lives forever."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.
Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.
by Rich Hersh February 27, 2024

by ti sh September 15, 2018
