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Crotch dusting

The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench
The night was promising until I got crotch dusting following her to the bedroom.
by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022
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Crop-dusting

When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.
¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨

¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨
by CanadianNighthawks November 22, 2016
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donut dusted

to diss some one.
an insult.
"dude, your shirt is so homo!"
"hahaha he just totally donut dusted you!!"
by kdangz October 31, 2008
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moron dust

(n) - slang for whey protein powder and its infinite mixes, purchase by chiefly men of an average build, in the belief that it will turn them into a Schwarzenegger type build after 3 weeks of light exercise.

The 4 kg tub of moron dust will soon be forgotten and sit reproachfully on the top shelf, staring at the man in an accusatory fashion when he reaches into the fridge for another beer.
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by dentrassi42 May 26, 2010
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Crack-dust

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.
"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."
by Stu88 August 31, 2017
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Dust Bowling

The act of using sand instead of lube
Julie: Frank and I tried dust bowling 3 weeks ago and I'm still pulling sand out of my ass!

Jenna: Thats gross
by lolnonameumadbro February 7, 2014
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Wombat Dust

Where's (insert drug dealers name)? I gotta find some wombat dust.
by UnbakedToast August 6, 2010
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